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Haikonese Dibctionary
Haikonese is the world's fastest growing and evolving language, used on the Haiko the r/BLAHAJ Discord server
Abdorable
adorable
Adobted
adopted
Aforable
adorable
Akokwo
The name of yuvie's fintastic smolhaj. Rumor has it that it's yuvienese for jawesome, 
or even maybe food. The scientific community is at odds over the exact meaning. 
Alex
villain 
Bakana
A very famous shark and pioneer of the haikonese language :bakana_dragon_costume:
Beautifubl
goob looking
Best frens forever
our friendship may last forever
Blah Brothers
One of the most famouse haikonese signing music groups 
Blahaj
a blue shark
Blahajar
plural of Blahaj. The blue sharks 
Blu
Blu is the aforable sharky fren of the abdorable hooman Jo! Many would love to see a blu & blublu team-up. #TeamBlublublu 
Blublu
Blublu is most definitely **not** engaged in anything villainous such as grilling seals. His pet hooman Alex, however, **is**.
Bribck
Brick. Hard and heavy, handle with caution around hajs
Cheebse
cheese
Chibps
chips
Chonky
pleasantly plump and snugglable 
Coabst
Place where the water ends and the land begins
Congratulashonks
congratulations - expressing praise and approval, expressing approbation
Cybercuddles
comforting a blahaj with the help of the internet 
Cyperbunk
A futuristic setting filled with dystopical elements 
Delibcious
delicious, very well tasting 
Dibctionary police
Enforcer of the haikonese lanugage and its rules 
Fibsh
Fish
Fibsh and chibps
fish and chips
Fibshy business
responsible entrepreneurship
Fibshy dreams
good dreams
Fin-ternet
internet
Fintastic
fantastic
Fleshy fibshbag
generous being
Fleshy meatbag
gentle human
Fleshy meatsack
fluffy hooman ready to snuggle
Fluffbag
snuggly sharky/human
Fluffy fibshbag
fluffy hooman ready to snuggle
Fluffy lump
Good Human
Frens
friends
Gillbert
Gillbert is a shark well known for his expertise on respiration. He is also considered holy amongst other sharks, as God struck Gillbert's name into him.
Gluttonous lump
respected person
Goob
ultralative of good
Goob mornbing
Wishing someone a fintastic start to the day
Goob morning
Wishing someone a fintastic start to the day
Haidi
Haidi is the anti seal villainy activist haj that likes to scream at screens and do posters and signs. 
Haiko
The founder and name giver of the haikonese language, derived from the german word for shark,'Hai' 
Haikokwo
No idea. 
Haikonese
the world's fastest growing and evolving language
Haikorable
So comfortable you fall asleep immediately 
Hailey
Haiko's sister and very important speaker of the haikonese and haileynese language 
Haileynese
the world's fastest growing and evolving language
Hainz
Haikos youngest brother and a very recent influencer on the haikonese language 
Haisenberg
Haikos Brother and a big influencer on the haikonese language
Haj_haikonado
Event of flying Sharks
Haj Stack
Arrangement of sharks in vertical direction 
Hajjjjjjj
Hello
Hajpoteneuse
The longest side on a triangle with a 90-degree angle
Holba
Span(f)ish wholesome novelty greeting 
- learn more about holbalism by typing **/holbalism** in any text channel
Hooman
human
Ikea
Ikea is a heavenly place where hajs, or sibs, can be adopted.
Indubstry
industry, a branch of economis 
Itto
One of the hehest shonks with hehe name. Yes, really.
Jawesome
awesome
Jawge
Jawge won the name game.
Jelly Jam
Musical Ritual popular among haikonese speakers 
Jochen
A good friend and influencer of the haikonese language :jochen_hai:
Kirby
Kirby is Nescher's dog since 2024 that all hajs like. 
Lancer
A political staffer shark known for his field expertise, the first haj to ever attend a meeting of the Pennsylvania state legislature. Once a candidate for Governor. Enjoyer of Chinese takeout. Friend of beehaj.
Land sausage
A snuggly sharky/human, like sea sausage but ashore
Livlig
Livlig is a cute heckin' husky pubber. Loves giving hugs! 
Lump
respected person
Manatee
a very big fibsh and fren, why you asking?
Meep
“MEEP!” is a catchphrase some hajs have, they say it to express lots of emotion, mostly excitement or happiness! example: “TASTY FIBSH! MEEP!”
Megahaj
a big shark
Muffin
Muffin is an iconic sharky who has their own language: Muffinese, & is the proud fren of their hooman, Shash
Naaaaaaw
The highest honour Haiko can bestow 
Naaaaaaww
The highest honour Haiko can bestow
Naaaaaw
The highest honour Haiko can bestow
Naaaaw
The highest honour Haiko can bestow
Naaaw
The highest honour Haiko can bestow
Naaw
The highest honour Haiko can bestow
No-fin
nothing
Not Shonks
Events are not going as expected :not_shonks_down:
Parbty
Oh, I wanna jam with somebody... I wanna feel the beat with somebody 
Parrot
Haiko
Phibsh
Famous haj jam band who plays original tunes, jams & sharky parodies 
Pibzza
Pizza
Pibzzargh
I admire this food as a freelancer in the logistics field
Pluto
Pluto is an ice villainy fan and co-coiner of the word AKOKWO which is pretty akokwo. 
Also possible seal villainy fan.
Pud
A manatee, especially of the plushy variety manufactured by SaltwaterPlushies.
Quablity post
A post with of brilliant quality 
Red
A blue shark named red is a power move kind of plush tbh
Reindeer
A most edible reindeer is a big festive edible land fibsh.
Rip-oof
Charging so much for a service you go OOF 
:not_shonks_down:
Salbty mini fibsh
Anchovy - small fishes 
Saubsages
Type of meat put into intestine. Does not contain fibsh. :not_shonks_down:
Sea sausage
A snuggly sharky/human, like land sausage but underwater
Sealb
The biggest and oldest friend of the sharks :jochen_hai:
Sharkurity
security
Sharky dreams
dreams full of sharks
Shbitpost
A post of inferior quality but important content that will spark fun 
Shonks
1 - Events are developing in an positive direction 2- capital stock
Shrimbps
fibsh fibsh fibsh fibsh 
Sib
Bakana-ish for another Ikea haj who isn't her
Smolhaj
a small shark
Snuggle
holding or laying your plushie or a group of hajs/plushies in a comfortable way for both you and the plushies
Snuggle bug
smol hooman ready to snuggle
Sook
Pillar of community
Soppy lump
respected person
Soppy, sooky, fluffy lump of aforable hooman
well respected and beloved human being
Spebzi
It's probably just water with flavor but my hooman Nescher says it's good.
Spezi
It's probably just water with flavor but my hooman Nescher says it's good.
Spud
potatoable hooman
Subshi
fibsh fibsh fibsh fibsh
Sven
Sven is among the most common names for a haj, but one thing all Svens have in common is they love their hoomans || and pibzza 
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Tiny homes
that's Hoomanese ya tiny sook of a hooman and it means tiny homes
Tiny sook of a hooman
Pillar of community
Todd
Todd did invent the toddish sign language.
W00t
1 - Expression of astonishing, screaming and happiness, depending on the context. 2 - A good friend and influencer of the haikonese language 
Whale whale whale
well well well
Wololo
Might be Hoomanese, Muffinese, Yuvienese, or Klingon.
Worble
It's like Wordle, but in haikonese: https://worble.haiko-the-haj.com
Yuki
A relative of Haiko, the famous Haj. Brought some influences of sheepish languages into the haikonese grammatic 
Yummy
tasteful